phontes:

Shit Anime Weeaboos Say

1 month ago WITH 39,806 notes VIA official-owen-apologist (Source: kunisaki)

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

blu3hare:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

randomhouse:

When you see it…

it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window

Are you fucking kidding me

1 month ago WITH 97,567 notes VIA sam-wears-womens-underwear (Source: randomhouse)

khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

1 month ago WITH 408,885 notes VIA seanp0donnell (Source: tsav)

I look around, and you know what I see? Losers! But life’s giving us a chance.

1 month ago WITH 4,161 notes VIA sam-wears-womens-underwear (Source: filminghere)

hiromitsu:

阿倍野歩道橋

1 month ago WITH 737 notes VIA luigilessa (Source: hiromitsu)

-everysecond:

the-pastoralist:

What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

1 month ago WITH 440,338 notes VIA risingupthroughtheair (Source: bluepueblo)

aestheticgoddess:

Daniel Buren

1 month ago WITH 2,112 notes VIA ultrafastjellyfish (Source: aestheticgoddess)

Things my heart used to know, things it yearns to remember…

5ludge:

I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found thisimage

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I really don’t know what I expected.

1 month ago WITH 372,451 notes VIA zaynlovesithard (Source: 5ludge)

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

devilwithablackdresson:

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

1 month ago WITH 226,857 notes VIA corlando-thoom (Source: sparkle-socks)

deeperstateofmind:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

MY TIME HAS COME

1 month ago WITH 210,853 notes VIA sam-wears-womens-underwear (Source: iraffiruse)
1 month ago WITH 20,923 notes VIA luigilessa (Source: chiefwang)
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